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Why are people still trying to make sense and analyse a bearded couple?
Are they going to look like a couple? Yes, it’s what they’re aiming at.
Are they going to do couply stuff? Yes, it’s the whole purpose of the bearding.
Are they going to go over the top to overcompensate? Yes, so people notice the shiny maid of honour dress and not the cracks that fill the surface.
If you look closely, will you see right through it? Most likely. Yes. Especially if one of the sides is fed up with everything.
Every damn picture, every damn event is the same thing. There’s the people who choose to believe celebrities are completely transparent and that one thing compensates for 10. People who choose to believe that “there’s no way they would do that if it wasn’t a real relationship!” when literally, in the past, there’s been marriages, kids, fake pregnancies and DEATH to try and cover up homosexual relationships or “inappropriate” relationships. Get that out of your head there’s NOTHING people wouldn’t do to protect themselves and those they love if they feel they have to. NOTHING.
i mean, semantically it is not true; if we’re talking literally about the five of them performing together as a band, that is now simply canon through the first half of march 2015, not an alternate universe.
and like. in real life this is not true. zayn didn’t leave because he doesn’t love his boys anymore, or because they don’t love him. he has not divorced or betrayed anybody. he left because the job he was doing was doing him more harm than good, regardless of the wolfpack-codependent soulmate relationships with the people who are technically his coworkers.
if you think for a second that zayn and the boys will stop calling, emailing, skyping, texting, facetiming, snapchatting, tweeting, telegramming, tapping morse code, sending letters via carrier pigeon, shooting flares, or lighting the signal fires of gondor while the band is on tour, you do not know this band. they will visit each other on their breaks. they will drive around in the mystery machine. they will be each other’s mothers’ favorites. they will celebrate each other’s birthdays. probably they will all buy obnoxious mansions near liam’s obnoxious mansion and live in a smug codependent compound with all of their pets, trading custody of harry since he does not have a house of his own.
the ot5 is not an au. it will just look a little different from now on, that’s all.
harryandlouisarehappilystrong asked: SASHA HAVE YOU SEEN THIS??????????? NIALL IS SO ANGRY I LOVE IT!!!!!!! MY ZIALL ASS IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!! www(.)youtube(.)com/watch?v=XV_tWU5jqns
What? The part about shutting down rumors of a feud? Welp, the rumors are coming from inside the house. I know obviously Niall can’t say that. But it pisses me off that the very people who caused all the trouble use Niall to debunk the rumors. It’s the ol’ supply and deny. And it’s only happening because of Modest!Golf. I guarantee you.
Syco and company were likely responsible for the Niall-is-gonna-flop articles because they’re done with him in terms of music projects and can now move on to sabotage. The same logic applies to Modest. Once they’re done with him, they will try to sabotage him. So I wish I could be more excited about this. But I don’t believe these are off the cuff remarks. This was staged more for the benefit of Modest and their interests than Niall or Zayn, imo.
And not for nothing, Niall saying he hasn’t seen Zayn in a while is evidence of rehearsed talking points because that’s gotta be bullshit. But the official narrative is still being put out there. And this makes Zayn look like the one with all the issues and makes Niall (Modest’s hostage) look like the bigger man, which suits their purposes just fine. And while I believe Niall is a very decent guy, I also believe the same about Zayn.
I’m giving this a yellow meh.
Proceed with caution.
This still has the puppetmasters fingerprints all over it. Sorry to be a wet blanket!
Anonymous asked: I feel so sorry for Louis, among other things, having to stunt the past year or so with such unfashionable people, totally devoid of style. Such a disservice to his own sense of style and fashion interests, and quite ironic given that his boyfriend is the fashion darling at the moment and has always been looked up to for his Style! (pun intended!)
it is a shame. louis was the ORIGINAL stylish one. Never forget the boys looked up to his style so much they all wanted to dress like him on x factor. but yes, how embarrassing…especially since harry is like a fashion darling and louis doesn’t get credit for being attached to that…he gets swinging purses, brown sandals, and whatever it is brianas got going on
Anonymous asked: what if louis and harry were dating but louis cheated on him with briana and harry and louis broke up after they found out that she was pregnant???
Sooo… Brinini posts a badly photoshopped picture of herself, the british tabloids ignore that it’s obviously fake and pick it up in a heartbeat (I see your usual bullshit, Simon) and just a few hours later Harry and Louis do UA/pap walks after being MIA for weeks.
she must not have remembered what she looked like three months into the “pregnancy” at all and how her hair and face don’t match up she truly just pulled a card out of a hat like “this can be from…um…three months in okay yes that sounds good"
lizzy- chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash
